i am black swan.
That's right, poopyhead
Previously ohcoconuts.
My name is Annabelle. I'm eighteen and I live in Brisbane, Australia. Everything I touch turns to gay. It is my one aim in life to marry Gillian Anderson and have an affair with Mariska Hargitay.
I think I’m going to send this to the next person I’m crushing on, just to break the ice. Sounds like a good idea, yes?
- Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
- Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
- Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
- Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
- Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
- Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
- Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
- Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
- Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
- Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
- Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
- Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
Anonymous asked: what do you look like this very second?
i’m so good looking, it’s ridiculous.
